Saturday, 29 August 2015

Farewell To All That (7)


FAREWELL TO ALL THAT (7)


'So . . . Uncork the bottles and cut the cigars.'

'Have you said your goodbyes? (How I do love tatas)'

'What?' I replied.

The Priestess cleared her throat of phlegm, and said:

'Have you said au revoir, ciao, bis bald, see you soon? (It ain't - after all - like you're off to the moon.) Did they give you a party? Present you a gift?'

'Are you mad? They're just pleased that I'm off; that they're rid. . . Not a peep from the gods: not a thanks, no adieu. . .'

'Well, the gods have their own rules. You shouldn't feel sore.'

'Oh, sod off,' I said.

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