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'Had 'e?' asked the Priestess as she wielded brand new tweezers, as she plucked another insect from her arm.

'It's a shame to die intestate but I say the good and the great would do well to pen their obit. What's the harm?'

I said: 'he was silent on the subject, and, I felt I couldn't object; it's a difficult and dreadful thing to do. For the most part, one is wary to consider death. It's scary.

'But, it's something I rely on to get through.'

'Yes, of course,' replied the Priestess. 

'In a world of meritocracy and something like democracy, I can see I haven't really fared that well. . . '

'Indeed,' she nodded.

'Fate and Bad Luck called the shots. It was they who chose my lot.

'As for headstones, I'd say: Damn It, Gone To Hell.'

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'It was after kicking cairns that we confronted our mortality. . .

'So, I said to my companion, have you written an obituary?

'Have you thought how you would like to be remembered when you pass?

'Do you have a snappy title for your gravestone epitaph?'

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'Ah-ha,' mused the Priestess, extracting a tick. 'So conceptual these days that it just makes me sick. Did you make something pretty or was it just smart? (How I long for some simple pictorial art.)'

'Well.

'We made pictures of vistas without any sky, and horses in kiosks (though, don't ask my why)

'We wrote short lists of words using sans-serif font, like:

'Equality

'Liberty

'&c

'Enfant.

'We drew circles of mud and trod lines in the grass. We kicked down all the cairns that we found on our path  . . .

'A form of neo-brutalism, then? How interesting.'

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'The thing about walking; you can't keep on talking, especially when going up hill. We wandered in silence, our bodies in balance, our minds quite untroubled and still.

'But, the thing about speaking; it don't mean you're thinking. Ascents gave us time to reflect. 4000 feet high, with the sun in the sky, re-engaged with my dulled intellect.'

The Priestess yawned and mumbled some truism about the recuperative powers of meditation.

'It was then we began to make art,' I added.

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'So . . .

'We made our pledge (as he clung to his hedge).

'We'd cherish the union we'd found.

'We promised to stick to each other's side and walk ourselves into the ground.'

'Til death do you part,' said the Priestess as she mixed a Bloody Mary. 'At any time at all did it feel a bit scary?'

'No.

'And, I'll tell you why.

'As I walked by his side I forgot all anxiety. Dispatched of my sadness and fear.  I felt very strong (my stride was so long). I saw life with a bright clarity.

'It sounds sort of cheesy, I have to confess, but I felt only happy: remarkably blessed.'

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'As he hung on the gorse I, too, felt some remorse. After all, it was he who had saved me. 

'So what was I doing considering death? It was he who had given me life when bereft. It was he who had shown me where happiness lay. (And, it was after all, such a beautiful day . . . )

'I said, "why not let go of that tree?".'

'Did he?' asked the Priestess.

'Yes.

'And, then as we sat on the cliff and ate lunch I put to him what, in effect, was a hunch. I said, "all would be well if we just kept on walking; just doing our thing" (which is moving and talking) . . .

"Consider the facts and, then, let's make a pact. There's no need for this Deep Misery. The joy we have found is both hallowed and sound; let's keep going, just you and just me".'

'As we did,' mused the old hag.

'Somewhat different, I think,' I replied.

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'I ran to the Downs ('til I reached Seven Sisters). My tendons were swollen, my soles worn to blisters. He followed me there, and he stood as I stared at the sea far below. . . .

'No, I wasn't that scared.'

'So dramatic, my dear. Do continue, I pray.'

'I stared at the sea, which was turquoise blue, but, I couldn't decide what was best I should do. I knew I could jump; I am ever so brave.  But, I couldn't commit to a watery grave.

'It was, after all, such a nice sunny day.'

The Priestess snorted.

'For his part he didn't much care for the edge, so he stayed on the path and held tight to a hedge. "Look here,'' he opined as he clung to the gorse. "If you were to jump I'd be full of remorse".'

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'It was love at first sight beneath the full moon, but everyday life brought its gloom all too soon.'

The Priestess squatted and looked all agog; adjusted her bra and, then, swallowed some grog.

'The bounds of constraint wrap around domesticity. Too much for the feint, her name is Deep Misery. . .

'Deep Misery works in insidious ways. She anticipates plans and scuppers your days.  She appears quite benevolent, but works clandestine. She worked hard to unravel the love I deemed mine.'

'So, what did you do?'

'I decided to leg it.'

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'Oh . . . .

'The man is a boy (and so not a girl). We met in a pub in a small place called Firle. We talked as we drank from a pitcher of wine. It was then - in an instant - I wanted him mine.'

'So, what happened, then?' enquired the Priestess as she hoisted her flesh-coloured knickers and smiled.

'Well . . .

'We slept out that night; affirmation of life. Watch the stars cross the sky, you forget all the strife. You forget about all that is petty and grim.

'I knew, for a fact, all I wanted was him.'

'Tell me more.'