Nescio (29)

NESCIO (29)

The priestess was growing disillusioned with her house.

Historically (it has to be said) re DIY, she'd been negligent.

Bathroom and kitchen needed refubishing; the wooden window frames were rotten and spent.

She decided to call her mortgage company (based in South Wales, The Principality).

She decided it was time to borrow some money.

Turn her house into a home (even though she lived alone).

Potentially relieved of the mess she'd been living in, the priestess reached over and added a tin of diet tonic water to her pint-glass of gin.

The world suddenly looked a lot brighter.