Sandwich Nearly Killed Woman

So, let them eat salad, as the French aristocracy may say. 

And, hey, what a day we spent in Calais.

The rain didn't matter when faced with a platter of raw vegetables (en francais: crudites).

Police Called To Party For Boy, 3

It was a riot. 

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